Trump Declares Himself Supreme Commander of the IDF, Ready to Unleash Hellfire with a Single Tweet
Another day, another victory for your favorite President! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is STILL cleaning up the mess left…
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Another day, another victory for your favorite President! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is STILL cleaning up the mess left…
MAYHEM: the band that proves you can get away with anything as long as you have corpse paint and a…
Sammy Hagar’s annual Birthday Bash 🤮🤮🤮 brought a bunch of has-beens, never-weres, and tequila-soaked nobodies to Cabo Wabo Cantina for,…
Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. 🧟♂️ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…
Another day, another desperate Democrat clinging to the spotlight! Zohran Mamdani, a NYC mayoral hopeful (bless his heart), is now…
Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of Yōtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…
Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…
Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…
🤣Oh, look, it’s Andrew Garfield, still pretending he doesn’t know if he’s going to be in Avengers: Secret Wars. As…
According to NBC4 Los Angeles, KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons, the Demon himself (or maybe just a confused grandpa?), is “recovering…