Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers 👻🎁
OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? 🤣😂🤣 Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! 💀…
Tag: Interview
Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant 👴🎸😂
Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! 👴🎸 In a groundbreaking interview…
Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park 🚗 and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧶
OH. MY. SODOM. 😱 Angelripper, the thrash metal overlord, has decided that headbanging is for *peasants* and airports are, like,…
Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷♀️😂
So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? 🤷♀️) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…
Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.
OMG! 😱 The Scorpions, those geriatric rock gods, are STILL alive and kicking…mostly! Klaus Meine, Rudolf Schenker, and Matthias Jabs…
Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now 🤷♂️🎶🥴
In an earth-shattering interview with some dude on YouTube named Alejandrosis (who?), Paradise Lost guitarist Aaron Aedy (who? again) deigned…
Gary Kemp Talks About “This Destination” (Yeah, We Know You’re Googling It 🙄)
So, Gary Kemp, bless his cotton socks, has a new album out. 🙄 Apparently, it’s called *This Destination*. Because, you…