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Tag: Interview

P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords
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P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Marcos Curiel from P.O.D. (Still a band?!) gave an interview where he basically said they’re musical geniuses who…

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San Jose Career Fair: Desperate Millennials Line Up for Unpaid Internships

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Don’t just look for a job, peasants! CONNECT! ๐Ÿ”— Career Fair Connection is here to match your resume…

Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing
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Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

So, DJ EFN and N.O.R.E., those titans of insightful celebrity interviews (aka “Drink Champs”, presented by Revolt), managed to snag…

Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of
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Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this), buckle up because we’re about to dissect some drama! ARDENNERY,…

BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD Claims He’s Now a Yoga Instructor Between Bangover Recovery Sessions
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BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD Claims He’s Now a Yoga Instructor Between Bangover Recovery Sessions

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Neeka Rogers of Metal Nation, BUCKCHERRY frontman Josh Todd, a man who clearly has all…

Robert Plant STILL Touring? (With Someone Called Saving Grace??) Gothenburg, 2025 – Get Your Hearing Aids Ready!
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Robert Plant STILL Touring? (With Someone Called Saving Grace??) Gothenburg, 2025 – Get Your Hearing Aids Ready!

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

LED ZEPPELIN‘s former screamer, Robert Plant, and his “band,” SAVING GRACE, graced the stage of Gรถteborgs Konserthus in Gothenburg, Sweden,…

Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)
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Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŽธ Ryan Roxie, the guy who occasionally strums a guitar next to Alice Cooper, is back with a NEW…

Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)
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Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

In a new interview with Mark Strigl, PUDDLE OF MUDD frontman Wes Scantlin, the only guy keeping the “Mud” afloat…

Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea
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Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, CHRIS ADLER, the guy who used to hit things for LAMB OF GOD (you know, that band your…

Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿฅ)
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Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿฅ)

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

So, Christoph Schneider, the guy who hits things really hard in RAMMSTEIN, apparently gave an interview to Thomann’s Drum Bash.…

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