Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks
Okay, gamers, listen up! Atomic Heart was like that one weird dream you had after eating too much borscht and…
Tag: Interviews
Aaron Stainthorpe’s Epic Emo Exit From My Dying Bride: Guitarist Throws Shade
In a groundbreaking interview with Metalirium (because who ELSE would care? 😂), MY DYING BRIDE guitarist Andrew Craighan spilled the…
CNN interviews dude whose kid got rekt by West Bank bros
Oh, another “innocent” Palestinian bites the dust, allegedly at the hands of those pesky “settlers.” Surprise, surprise! I bet this…
K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)
Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 K.K. Downing, formerly of that band JUDAS PRIEST (you know, the one he dramatically QUIT 🙄),…
OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?
Oh no, not ANOTHER article about women in gaming? 🙄 I mean, haven’t we solved all the problems by now?…
Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense
**Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! Resident Evil Requiem, or as I like to call it, “Capcom’s Identity Crisis: The Game,”…
‘Are you alive?’: ‘F1’ actor reveals his mom is a helicopter parent who probably still cuts his sandwiches into tiny triangles | CNN
Hollywood elites are at it again, glorifying dangerous activities while pushing their leftist agenda! CNN interviews Jerry Bruckheimer, Javier Bardem,…
SKID ROW’s ROB HAMMERSMITH on Being a Rockstar: ‘Turns Out, You Need a Personality (Who Knew?)’
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Ramona Fernandez of Gym Rock Crew (because who *doesn’t* get their rock news…
HINDER’s Cody Hanson on ‘Back to Life’ Album: We Finally Stopped Caring What You Haters Think of Our Band (Because We’re Awesome)
In a riveting 🙄 new interview with the Caught On The Mike podcast, HINDER 🥁 drummer Cody Hanson and singer…
Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!
Okay, so these guys, fresh from their *totally* amazing work on Warhammer (you know, the one that definitely didn’t have…