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Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
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Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…

Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
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Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…

Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
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Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…

Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce
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Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…

America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
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America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…

Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak
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Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the wildfires in Washington state, and I just can’t believe what…

Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
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Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…

Mitch McConnell Finally Escapes Rehab
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Mitch McConnell Finally Escapes Rehab

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…

Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise
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Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the latest twist in the gaming industry’s perpetual quest to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Amazon’s…

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