Missouri Loses Bid to Gerrymander Its Way to Victory
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri midterms are turning out to be a real circus,…
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Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…
Juror Reveals Lone Dissenter Had Totally Normal Doubts Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and folks, this is a wild story. Three jurors…
New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…
Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details
It’s finally happening: the live-action Legend of Zelda movie is on its way, and it’s simply titled… The Legend of…
Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…
ARCH ENEMY replaces singer with slightly different singer and somehow people are okay with it
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or not. ARCH ENEMY has a new singer, and she’s not Alissa White-Gluz…
King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…
Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Fox News and the Trump White House, and…
Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest 9/11 story, and I’m trying not to spill my coffee. According…