Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…
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Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…
Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood
Get ready for the most epic fantasy adventure of the year, folks! 🎉👏 Children of Blood and Bone is coming…
Oh Great Another Movie Where Saoirse Ronan Ruins Her Life with Questionable Life Choices in the Trailer for Bad Apples Because We Clearly Need More of That
The most epic movie trailer ever just dropped, and we’re not even kidding, it’s about a teacher who kidnaps a…
Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…
More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026
As the summer months draw to a close, the world of streaming continues to churn out content at an alarming…
More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now
The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped, and with it, a plethora of Marvel references, hidden secrets,…
Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for
Oh boy, get ready for a blast from the past! 🎸 Melissa Auf Der Maur, the iconic bassist of HOLE…
Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will blow your minds? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying…
Beer Runs Afoul Of Federal Law
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an 82-year-old Alaskan bush pilot, Kenneth Jouppi, who’s taking his case to…