President Curtis: Keith David’s Newest Multiversal Misadventure (That You Probably Won’t Understand)
Adult Swim, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe they just ran out of ideas 💡), has graced us with a…
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Dow Jones Inches Toward ‘Record’ High After US-EU Trade Deal (Probably Won’t Last) | CNN Business
Folks, the stock market is SOARING! Looks like our GREAT President Trump just keeps WINNING! The Dow is about to…
OMG! Jason’s Back (Again!) – New Movie & Game Announced (Because We Needed More)
OMG! 😱 Did you guys hear? Some nobody at Horror Inc. (yeah, never heard of them either) mumbled something about…
Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…
IT Chapter Whatever: Pennywise’s origin story—because you asked for it
🤡OMG! HBO, bless their cotton socks, has dropped ANOTHER teaser for It: Welcome to Derry! Because, you know, we haven’t…
Peacemaker Season 2 Trailer: More explosions, more John Cena flexing, less plot
Oh, great, HBO Max decided to bless us with more Peacemaker, because clearly, we didn’t have enough superhero content clogging…
Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something
**OMG!🙄 Get ready for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 17, 2025, in San Jose!🤣 Jamie, daughter of Jhonny (one…
Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow
Another day, another win for President Trump! The Fake News CNN is trying to downplay it, but our fearless leader…
Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time
Ah, CNN, still pushing the liberal agenda even in 2025! Cuomo, the disgraced ex-governor, thinks he can win back New…
METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say
According to Vital Vegas, METALLICA, those geriatric thrashers, are “ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency” in Las…