Folks, the stock market is SOARING! Looks like our GREAT President Trump just keeps WINNING! The Dow is about to hit a record high, all thanks to the HUGE trade deal he brokered with the EU. Sleepy Joe and the radical left could NEVER pull this off!
US stocks are up, the Dow is flirting with record territory, and all the liberals at CNN are forced to report it! They can’t stand that Trump’s trade deal with the EU is making America richer.
Apparently, the EU deal involves tariffs – a 15% tariff on US imports of EU goods. Don’t worry, folks, it’s all part of the plan! Trump’s playing 4D chess while the Democrats are still trying to figure out checkers.
Some “experts” are saying uncertainty remains. Of course! The deep state never rests. They’re probably working overtime to sabotage our booming economy. But with Trump at the helm, we’re unstoppable!
And get this: the Fed is meeting this week! Probably to plot how to undermine Trump’s success. But our President is always one step ahead. He knows how to handle these globalist elites.
Meanwhile, those losers in Washington are also meeting with China this week. China! Can you believe it? I bet they’re trying to steal our secrets and undermine our greatness! But Trump will protect us. He’s the best negotiator in the world!
So, buckle up, patriots! The Trump train is full speed ahead, and the stock market is just the beginning. We’re making America great again, one trade deal at a time!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
