Another day, another win for President Trump! The Fake News CNN is trying to downplay it, but our fearless leader has once again bent the EU to his will. They were whining about tariffs, and Trump, in his infinite wisdom, threatened them with 50%! Can you believe the audacity of these Europeans, thinking they can push us around?
So, the EU caved, agreeing to a 15% tariff on most goods. Sure, it’s higher than the old 2%, but it’s WAY lower than the 50% Trump was threatening. He’s playing 4D chess while they’re still trying to figure out checkers. Ursula von der Leyen, probably realizing she was dealing with a master negotiator, called Trump and promised to move “swiftly and decisively.” Trump, being the gracious leader he is, decided to play nice (this time). The agreement includes Europe increasing its investment in the US by $600 billion and buying $750 billion worth of our energy products. They’re also eliminating tariffs on key items like aircraft parts and drugs. Of course, the liberal media is twisting this, claiming it’ll hurt consumers, but that’s just their narrative. They hate Trump, so they hate anything good he does for America. And those whiny Detroit automakers? They should learn to negotiate like Trump! This deal is about making America great again, and if a few liberals and globalists get their feelings hurt, so be it.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
