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Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
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Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…

Mom Of The Year Candidate Claims Innocence Due To Insanity
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Mom Of The Year Candidate Claims Innocence Due To Insanity

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Lindsay Clancy, is on trial for murdering her…

Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity
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Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Vice President JD Vance just announced that his wife, Usha…

Parents Now Required For Financial Survival Apparently
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Parents Now Required For Financial Survival Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

The American dream of homeownership and wealth accumulation – it’s a topic that’s been on my mind a lot lately,…

MagicCon Amsterdam 2026 spills beans on Magic The Gathering and Hobbit tie up chaos
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MagicCon Amsterdam 2026 spills beans on Magic The Gathering and Hobbit tie up chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Magic: The Gathering fans are in for a treat with the latest reveals from MagicCon Amsterdam 2026. Wizards of the…

America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
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America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…

Karoline Leavitt back at podium after brief break
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Karoline Leavitt back at podium after brief break

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt’s return to the White House podium, and I have to…

Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
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Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…

Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check
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Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

The gaming industry has finally reached the pinnacle of success, with a worth of over $200 billion and still growing.…

Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
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Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen

FinnJuly 14, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…

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