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TWISTED SISTER Still A Thing Somehow Performs With SEBASTIAN BACH
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TWISTED SISTER Still A Thing Somehow Performs With SEBASTIAN BACH

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to see TWISTED SISTER with Sebastian Bach on vocals? It’s not like we’ve been begging…

Trump Weaves Intricately Illogical Narrative Again
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Trump Weaves Intricately Illogical Narrative Again

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, President Donald Trump has been…

Dee Snider Calls Out Bands For Being Total Sellouts With Fake Reunions
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Dee Snider Calls Out Bands For Being Total Sellouts With Fake Reunions

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some hot takes from the one and only Dee Snider 🤯! The Twisted Sister frontman…

Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like
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Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Anthrax played a…

Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
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Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…

White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators
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White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Jury Still Arguing Because That’s Going Great
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Jury Still Arguing Because That’s Going Great

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Lindsay Clancy case, and I’ve got to say, it’s a real mess. The…

Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
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Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…

Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

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