Judge Stomps on Feds Over Trans Kids’ Med Records
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from getting…
Tag: Kids
Oh Joy Another Pokémon Reboot: Theagonizingly Long Wait for Sirfetch’d and Pichu’s Underwhelming Stop-Motion Disaster to Finally Drop in 2027 Maybe
The Annecy International Animation Film Festival is where all the cool kids go to showcase their latest and greatest animation…
New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals”…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 My first official Summer Game Fest hands-on appointment was with…
Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…
Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…
MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’
Get ready for some serious headbanging, folks! 🤘 The one and only MADBALL is back with their tenth studio album,…
WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People
Breaking news: WARRANT’s “Cherry Pie” is back and better than ever, and we’re not just saying that because we’re stuck…
Fortnite’s Next Season is Definitely Not Going to be a Total Disaster and Will Probably Change Your Life Forever When It’s Announced by the Infamous Gaming Guru Ben Starr at SGF 2026
Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements: Ben Starr, the voice of The Visitor in…