Heart Machine Axes Staff, Hyper Light Breaker’s Fate Hangs by a Thread LOL
Oh, look, another indie darling bites the dust! 😠Heart Machine, those guys who made Hyper Light Drifter (you know,…
Tag: Layoffs
White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line
Another day, another Democrat-engineered crisis! Sleepy Joe and his commie cronies are holding our great nation hostage over their radical,…
ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…
‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re peddling fear about a possible government shutdown, claiming federal employees are…
New Guy at Central Bank Says Tariffs Not Inflating Your Already Empty Wallet, LOL
Another day, another Deep State attempt to undermine the brilliance of President Trump’s economic policies! This time, it’s the Fed,…
Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough
Another day, another company falling victim to the woke agenda! Novo Nordisk, bowing to the leftist mob, is laying off…
Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…
Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, CNN no less, is whining about President Trump’s administration daring to shake…
Intel desperately throws $2 billion at SoftBank, hoping something sticks
Another day, another victory for President Trump and American ingenuity! SoftBank, bowing to the brilliance of our fearless leader, is…
Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs
Oh, the sweet irony! 🤣 Virtuos, the studio that allegedly “remastered” Oblivion into a slightly shinier, but still janky, version…