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Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser
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Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh no, another one bites the dust! 👋 Glenn Israel, a so-called “art director” (we use that term loosely, folks…

Heart Machine Axes Staff, Hyper Light Breaker’s Fate Hangs by a Thread LOL
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Heart Machine Axes Staff, Hyper Light Breaker’s Fate Hangs by a Thread LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, look, another indie darling bites the dust! 😭 Heart Machine, those guys who made Hyper Light Drifter (you know,…

White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line
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White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another Democrat-engineered crisis! Sleepy Joe and his commie cronies are holding our great nation hostage over their radical,…

ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
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ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…

‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics
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‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re peddling fear about a possible government shutdown, claiming federal employees are…

New Guy at Central Bank Says Tariffs Not Inflating Your Already Empty Wallet, LOL
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New Guy at Central Bank Says Tariffs Not Inflating Your Already Empty Wallet, LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Another day, another Deep State attempt to undermine the brilliance of President Trump’s economic policies! This time, it’s the Fed,…

Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough
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Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another company falling victim to the woke agenda! Novo Nordisk, bowing to the leftist mob, is laying off…

Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
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Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…

Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics
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Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, CNN no less, is whining about President Trump’s administration daring to shake…

Intel desperately throws $2 billion at SoftBank, hoping something sticks
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Intel desperately throws $2 billion at SoftBank, hoping something sticks

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and American ingenuity! SoftBank, bowing to the brilliance of our fearless leader, is…

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