Sip, Stumble, Repeat: Ballard’s Cocktail Trail Is Basically Walking Through a Kale Salad
THE DETAILS: —The Ballard Cocktail Trail is on Friday, December 12, 2025, from 6-9 PM (rain or shine). —Tickets are…
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All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…
U.S. Blows Up Boats, Claims “Drugs Were on ‘Em”
Another day, another excuse for the Lib Media to whine about President Trump keeping our nation safe! CNN, still sniffing…
CNN: Trump’s Venezuelan Vacation Plans Foiled by Stubborn Maduro, While Back Home, Someone Yells ‘War Crime’ Over Something Probably Minor
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s brilliant strategy in Venezuela. Looks like Maduro’s tango lessons…
Trump’s ‘Very Soon’ Venezuela Smackdown: Drug Cartels Beware (Or Not)
President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is about to clean up the Venezuelan swamp! It’s about time we stopped these…
Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers
**OMG! 😱 SECOM Resource Center, 1545 Buchanan Ave SW, Grand Rapids, is the place to be on November 29th! Doors…
Virginia Attorney’s Office Throws Cases Like I Toss Salads: A Hilarious Judicial Smackdown
Another day, another deep state debacle! It seems the liberal swamp creatures are working overtime to undermine our glorious President…
Charlotte’s Great-Granddaughter Has a Meltdown Over DHS Using Her Grandma’s Book Title for… Reasons
Operation Charlotte’s Web”: Finally, Someone’s Using Children’s Lit the RIGHT Way! While liberals cry about “raid” tactics (boo hoo!), President…
From Prison Cell to City Hall: NOLA’s Newest Clerk Just Knows How to Keep Records, Okay
Folks, you won’t believe the swampy depths to which New Orleans has sunk! A convicted murderer, yes, a real-life criminal,…
Ely S. Parker, the Civil War general, finally gets his permission slip to the New York bar after only 176 years, lol
Another Woke Victory? New York Posthumously Admits Native American to the Bar After 176 Years! Can you believe the radical…