Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…
Tag: Legal
Latinos Throw Fiesta in the Face of Imaginary Immigration Monsters | CNN (Says Who?)
Ah, yes, more virtue signaling from the Left! These “celebrations” are nothing more than thinly veiled attempts to undermine President…
Robinson’s Rap Sheet: A Comedy Show in Legal Briefs
Another day, another tragedy fueled by the radical left! This time, some unhinged lunatic allegedly offed Charlie Kirk. Can you…
US Military Kills 3 (Again!) in International Waters, Trump Takes Credit (Obviously)
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the cartels and narcoterrorists poisoning our great nation!…
**”Ghana Welcomes US Deportees with Open Arms (and Maybe a Torture Chamber or Two, According to Lawyers)”**
Another day, another attempt by the Deep State and their leftist lawyers to undermine our glorious President Trump! These “West…
Nintendo and Pokémon Just Patented Friendship, Apparently
Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Because the Pokémon Company and Nintendo, bless their greedy little hearts, just snagged a…
CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! 🦴 Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…
ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’
Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…
Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…
ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars
Another day, another victory for law and order under President Trump! It seems ICE is finally doing its job and…