THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour
Big News, Folks! 🎉 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS are going on tour… again 🙄. Because, you know, they haven’t toured in,…
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Live Nation Antitrust Trial Resuming: Because Apparently Settling Was Too Mainstream
Justice Department Caves to Live Nation in Another Biden-Era Softball Settlement Well, well, well, looks like the swamp creatures at…
IRON MAIDEN: Gridiron Glory Forces Metal Mayhem to Move, Leaving L.A. Fans in a Headbanging Frenzy Over Football’s Bold Field Takeover
In a shocking turn of events that has fans more confused than a bassist trying to count in 7/8 time,…
KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…
Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!
KITTIE Returns to ShipRocked, Bassist Bails for Family Drama! In a shocking twist that sent shockwaves through the cruise ship…
GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment
In news that will shock absolutely no one, multi-platinum rock titans GODSMACK have announced their latest attempt to prove that…
John 5 Claims Vince Neil Sang Something During Mötley Crüe’s 2025 Las Vegas Residency
Behold, the Glorious Return of the Motley Crüe Time Machine: Because 2026 Needs More Spandex and “Theatrical” Rock! 🎸 In…
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour
Brace your eardrums and your wallets, because the undisputed titans of “Did we just write another radio rock banger about…
Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…
Metallica Pukes Out Another ‘Holier Than Thou’ Video From Perth Concert (Yawn)
METALLICA, those geriatric rockers who still haven’t figured out how to retire gracefully, apparently graced the land of kangaroos and…