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Tag: Marvel

Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint
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Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

🚨BREAKING🚨: Filming on what we can only HOPE is not a complete train wreck, Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda, is…

Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss
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Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round because FromSoftware just dropped a bombshell at the PlayStation State of Play, and it’s either genius…

NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For
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NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Ok, gamers, hold onto your hats (or helmets, or whatever weird headgear superheroes wear) because NetEase Games, bless their cotton…

New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
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New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…

ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense
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ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Behold, the ONEXFLY Apex, ONEXPLAYER’s latest attempt to redefine “portable gaming” (and your bank account) 💰. Prepare to be amazed…

Metallica Fans Risk Life and Limb (and a Night in the Clink) for a Glimpse of Papa Het’s receding Hairline
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Metallica Fans Risk Life and Limb (and a Night in the Clink) for a Glimpse of Papa Het’s receding Hairline

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

So, like, apparently, two dudes who thought they were auditioning for the ‘Tallica circus decided to channel their inner Spider-Man…

Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman
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Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Dark Horse Comics, oh, you sweet summer child of the comics industry. Known for *cough* “classics” like Hellboy (the movie…

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
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Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…

“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”
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“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢 We’ve got some earth-shattering news about a possible Resident Evil 0 remake. Because, you know,…

Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome
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Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Oh no, they didn’t! 🙄 Team #SavedDaredevil is throwing a party 🎉 for all the Marvel Daredevil superfans, actors, and…

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