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Tag: Mayhem

AS I LAY DYING: The “We Swear We’re Not Still Canceled” European Tour 2025 (Maybe)
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AS I LAY DYING: The “We Swear We’re Not Still Canceled” European Tour 2025 (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because your favorite band of reformed (debatable) metalcore mayhem, AS I LAY DYING, is back! And…

OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
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OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…

Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
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Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…

Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time 😈🔥
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Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time 😈🔥

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, Hollywood hasn’t run out of ideas yet! They’re digging up the ‘Evil Dead’ franchise again, because, let’s face…

Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed 🙄⚔️🎮.
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Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed 🙄⚔️🎮.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…

Oh no, not MORE X-Men?! 🙄 Prepare for another season of Mutant Mayhem, ’cause Marvel Snap’s clearly run out of ideas! 🤣
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Oh no, not MORE X-Men?! 🙄 Prepare for another season of Mutant Mayhem, ’cause Marvel Snap’s clearly run out of ideas! 🤣

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Oh, SNAP! 🙄 While *Marvel Rivals* is busy actually, you know, being a *game* with Emma Frost, *Marvel Snap* is…

Mayhem Goes Pop🤘: Norwegian Black Metal Legends Release Album ‘Lady Gaga’ 😱
From Hell to Pop: Mayhem Announces Album 'Lady Gaga'!
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Mayhem Goes Pop🤘: Norwegian Black Metal Legends Release Album ‘Lady Gaga’ 😱

Chord F. DiscordMarch 15, 2025March 14, 2025

🎸 In the world of black metal, a scandal is brewing! The iconic Norwegian band Mayhem, known for their dark…

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