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Tag: Megadeth

MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025
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MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Someone actually filmed MUDVAYNE’s entire September 17 gig at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio. You…

DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step
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DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a recent interview with the highly intellectual and not-at-all-clickbaity “Brutally Delicious” podcast, ex-MEGADETH bassist David Ellefson (aka Junior, aka…

WITHERING SCORN (LOL!): Ex-MEGADETH, FATES WARNING Guys Drop Album (Independently, ‘Cause No One Else Would)
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WITHERING SCORN (LOL!): Ex-MEGADETH, FATES WARNING Guys Drop Album (Independently, ‘Cause No One Else Would)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

So, WITHERING SCORN, the totally-not-washed-up band featuring Shawn Drover, who used to hit things for MEGADETH (allegedly), and his brother…

MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)
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MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…

An Ocean Ov Wonderful, Delightful, Pleasant, Heavenly Paradise
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An Ocean Ov Wonderful, Delightful, Pleasant, Heavenly Paradise

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

So, the prevailing wisdom is that TRUE heaviness only exists if your guitar strings are so loose they could double…

MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return
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MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…

Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
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Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…

Clawfinger Announces New Album, ‘Before We All Drool Into Our Geriatric Rocking Chairs’
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Clawfinger Announces New Album, ‘Before We All Drool Into Our Geriatric Rocking Chairs’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric rap-metal dinosaurs CLAWFINGER are BACK with “Before We All Die”, dropping February 20, 2026, on Perception,…

38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed
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38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

38 SPECIAL, the band so southern they probably deep-fry their guitars 🎸, has decided to grace us with a new…

MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
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MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…

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