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Bayway in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Bayway in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Hard-hitting hardcore from Elizabeth, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Corpse Pile in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Corpse Pile in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Blind Guardian in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)
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Blind Guardian in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

German power metal from Krefeld, West Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Ensiferum in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)
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Ensiferum in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Finnish folk metal from Helsinki Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

https://www.youtube.com/@Jackal_Today Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Layne Staley’s Diary: Now Good for Something Besides Gathering Dust
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Layne Staley’s Diary: Now Good for Something Besides Gathering Dust

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? “This Angry Pen Of Mine: Recovering The Journals Of Layne Staley” – a totally authorized…

LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen
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LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

LAMB OF GOD, those elder statesmen of metalcore dad-rock, have graced us with “Parasocial Christ,” a three-minute sonic tantrum designed…

Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album
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Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG! 😱 Rob Zombie, the dude who still thinks it’s 1998, is dropping “Heathen Days”, the *second* single (because one…

Death To All in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Death To All in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

A tribute band to the original Death Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Gorguts in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Gorguts in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

Technical/Avant-garde Death Metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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