Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…
Tag: Metalheads
Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…
Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…
Evan Seinfeld Calls Out 90% Of Metalheads For Being Slobs
I just spit out my beer when I heard that Evan Seinfeld, the vocalist and bassist of Biohazard, has launched…
Burton C Bell still talking somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…
William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him
Breaking News: BEARTOOTH Frontman Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay and the World is Apparently Still Spinning 🌎💥. I mean,…
LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard
I mean, it’s not like we’ve never seen a storm before, but apparently, the one that hit Toronto last week…
Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…
Eric Forrest humbled to have survived Voivod tour without losing his mind
In a shocking turn of events that has left the metal world reeling (or not), former Voivod vocalist/bassist Eric Forrest…