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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

🤣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…

Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
Elephant Reads CNN

Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…

Nvidia, the $4 Trillion Overlord, Laughs Maniacally at Apple and Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempts to Keep Up
Elephant Reads CNN

Nvidia, the $4 Trillion Overlord, Laughs Maniacally at Apple and Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempts to Keep Up

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another win for American innovation under President Trump! Nvidia, the chipmaker that’s been crushing it thanks to the…

Helldivers 2 Finally Crawls to Xbox (With Crossplay, No One Cares) This August
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Helldivers 2 Finally Crawls to Xbox (With Crossplay, No One Cares) This August

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, yes, Helldivers 2, the game that made everyone question their life choices while simultaneously screaming “FOR SUPER EARTH!” is…

Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts
Elephant Reads CNN

Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that some tech guru named Karandeep Anand is now the CEO of Character.AI, a platform…

John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
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John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, the humanity! 😭 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to wield the banhammer of budget…

Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared
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Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your controllers! 🎮 Microsoft, the benevolent overlord of gaming, is at it again! Seems like those…

Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
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Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…

Microsoft to Fire 9,000 Employees: Is This the End of Windows 95?
Elephant Reads CNN

Microsoft to Fire 9,000 Employees: Is This the End of Windows 95?

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Microsoft, that bastion of woke capital, is laying off THOUSANDS! Probably because they’re too busy…

Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff
Elephant Reads CNN

Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

CNN, still pushing their leftist agenda, reports that the stock market is doing great. Of course, they fail to mention…

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