Helldivers 2 Finally Crawls to Xbox (With Crossplay, No One Cares) This August
Ah, yes, Helldivers 2, the game that made everyone question their life choices while simultaneously screaming “FOR SUPER EARTH!” is…
Tag: Microsoft
Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that some tech guru named Karandeep Anand is now the CEO of Character.AI, a platform…
John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
Oh, the humanity! 😠Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to wield the banhammer of budget…
Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared
Oh, honey, hold onto your controllers! 🎮 Microsoft, the benevolent overlord of gaming, is at it again! Seems like those…
Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…
Microsoft to Fire 9,000 Employees: Is This the End of Windows 95?
Folks, can you believe this? Microsoft, that bastion of woke capital, is laying off THOUSANDS! Probably because they’re too busy…
Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff
CNN, still pushing their leftist agenda, reports that the stock market is doing great. Of course, they fail to mention…
5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose
Well, well, well, look what we have here! The Deep State’s propaganda arm, CNN, is still churning out the same…
Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob
The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First,…
Only 10 People Left at Xbox, Including Janitor and Coffee Guy
According to a fresh Bloomberg report, Microsoft is preparing another round of massive layoffs in the Xbox division, despite the…