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28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure
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28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the lamest trailer EVER for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple! πŸ™„ It’s like…

Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh
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Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did Kojima JUST admit Metal Gear Solid V was a total dumpster fire πŸ”₯? You won’t BELIEVE this!…

‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, great, another πŸ’©Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…

SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”
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SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any more lit πŸ”₯, Frank Carter and those geriatric delinquents from…

EPA Thwarted in Attempt to Nuke ‘Green Bank’ Funds, Appeals Court Declares: A Comedy of Errors in Eco-Finance
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EPA Thwarted in Attempt to Nuke ‘Green Bank’ Funds, Appeals Court Declares: A Comedy of Errors in Eco-Finance

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump against the radical left’s climate agenda! It’s about time we stopped throwing taxpayer…

Helldivers 2: Still Buggy, But Now With MORE Bugs and Planets to Liberate (or Die Trying)
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Helldivers 2: Still Buggy, But Now With MORE Bugs and Planets to Liberate (or Die Trying)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Helldivers 2, now with added Xbox exclusivity (because PC players are *obviously* superior πŸ™„), has graced us with the “Into…

Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)
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Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Anderson Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, and Kaleidoscope Entertainment, who apparently still exist, have decided to unleash a “big-screen experience”…

CNN’s Sept 2 Rundown: Afghanistan’s a Mess, Sudan’s a Bigger Mess, Covid’s Still a Thing, Chicago’s Still Chicago, and Mass Shootings, Because ‘Murica
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CNN’s Sept 2 Rundown: Afghanistan’s a Mess, Sudan’s a Bigger Mess, Covid’s Still a Thing, Chicago’s Still Chicago, and Mass Shootings, Because ‘Murica

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Folks, President Trump is once again showing why he’s the greatest! He’s awarding the Medal of Freedom to Rudy Giuliani,…

Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)
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Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by woke corporations to pander to the easily-influenced masses! Taco Bell, succumbing to the siren…

Oops! Looks Like Some College Kids Got a Case of the ‘Active Shooter’ Prank Call Blues
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Oops! Looks Like Some College Kids Got a Case of the ‘Active Shooter’ Prank Call Blues

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

More than a dozen colleges hit by “swatting” hoaxes! Obviously, this is just another Deep State plot to make Trump’s…

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