OMG! Gas Prices Plunge Back to the Stone Age (aka 2021)
Fake News CNN is trying to give Biden credit for low gas prices, but everyone knows it’s all thanks to…
Tag: money
Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy
Here we go again, folks! Looks like the bromance between our great President Trump and that wacky Elon Musk is…
PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know
OMG 😱! The geriatric rock “band” PLUSH, fresh off their assisted living tour, just dropped a new “single” called “Why”…
Bush and Obama Cry Over Trump’s USAID Massacre on Its Deathbed
Oh, the drama! Obama, Bush, and Bono (yes, *that* Bono) shed crocodile tears over President Trump’s dismantling of USAID. Seems…
Warren Buffett Dumps $6B Worth of Berkshire Stocks Like They’re Hot Garbage
Oh, look, Saint Warren is at it again! Giving away billions like it’s Monopoly money. Of course, it’s all going…
Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff
CNN, still pushing their leftist agenda, reports that the stock market is doing great. Of course, they fail to mention…
Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…
Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale
Another day, another Libtard endangering hardworking Americans! This time, some woke paraglider, probably funded by Soros, decided to attack a…
Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists
So, Bezos, fresh from his Venetian escapades with his woke trophy wife, launches another joyride to the edge of space.…
Nintendo Switch 2: Must-Have Crap You’ll Probably Buy Anyway
Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is finally here! 🎉 Or… is it? 🤔 Well, let’s pretend it is, because what’s…