Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts
Classic Pop is officially a monthly magazine again… Classic Pop issue 94 is on sale now, and we’re so excited to…
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Senate GOP to Parents: “Get a Job (Maybe)” in Trump’s ‘Totally Not a Trap’ Bill
Oh, the horror! The Senate Agriculture Committee, probably infiltrated by deep-state socialists, is “toning down” work requirements for food stamps.…
“Oops, Iran, We Might Actually Bomb You This Time”: Ex-Diplomat’s Hilarious Take on Nuclear Negotiations
Oh, here we go again! Another “expert” from the Deep State telling us about the “tense negotiations” with Iran. Negotiations?…
Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…
‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread
Oh, great, more Keke Palmer and SZA. 🙄 Because we *totally* needed a sequel to ‘One of Them Days.’ I…
Hospitals: The New Five-Star Orphanage for DCS Drop-offs
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Democrat-run state! Can you believe this nonsense? These poor kids are stuck in…
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…
Karlovy Vary Film Fest Throws a Tantrum, Rebrands Industry Days with Useless Stage and a Place for Series to Die
Well, well, well, look who’s trying to stay relevant! The Karlovy Vary International Film Festival (KVIFF) is desperately clinging to…
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“Biden Stumbles Again, Blames Putin (Probably)” Old Joe did it again, folks! This time he tripped over a daisy (probably…
Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back. Mark…