Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today
Oh, look, Xbox “kicked off” its gamescom 2025 “Day 1” broadcast by announcing Triangle Strategy is gracing their consoles with…
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Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…
Silent Hill f: Finally, a Voice We Can Complain About
Oh boy, another Silent Hill game? 🙄 At gamescom 2025, they graced us with a new Silent Hill f trailer.…
Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
In a groundbreaking exposé with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…
DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step
In a recent interview with the highly intellectual and not-at-all-clickbaity “Brutally Delicious” podcast, ex-MEGADETH bassist David Ellefson (aka Junior, aka…
Razer’s Newest Pokémon Collab: Prepare for Peak Cringe!
OMG 😱! Razer, the kings 👑 of squeezing every last penny 💰 out of your nostalgia, just dropped ANOTHER collab!…
Trump to Americans: “You Want Tariff Rebates? LOL, Get a Job” | CNN Business
Looks like even CNN can’t deny that President Trump’s tariffs are bringing in the big bucks! But don’t get your…
Intel: Government’s New Pet Rock (For Some Reason)
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to twist President Trump’s brilliant strategies into something nefarious! Treasury Secretary…
MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next
So, some dude named Mat Sinner, (real name Matthias Lasch, because apparently “Mat Sinner” wasn’t edgy enough for his momma…
Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
Oh my freaking god! 😱 They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…