“We’re Doomed!”: US Lawmakers Suddenly Care After Minnesota’s Mildly Spicy Political Tiff | CNN Politics
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks. According to CNN, those poor, defenseless Democrats are now scaredy-cats after…
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Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?
Alright, listen up, future e-celebs! ðĪŠ Forget everything you thought you knew about streaming because I’m about to drop some…
‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! ð Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…
USA Spends Less, Blames Tariffs, World Laughs
Oh, the horror! CNN is now blaming President Trump for…checks notes…Americans buying too much stuff? Apparently, these socialists think you…
Fact Check: Trump’s G7 Truthiness Extravaganza: Trudeau, Trade, Ukraine, and the Great Immigration Conspiracy
Fake News CNN is at it again, desperately trying to make our great President Trump look bad! They’re twisting his…
MEGADETH Celebrates 40 Years of Murdery Business with a Jack Rack Collab That’ll Make You Say “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying This?”
Music lifestyle brand Pluginz, because apparently, music needs a lifestyle now ð, is cranking the lameness up to eleven with…
Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood
GUNS N’ ROSES (the band that still exists, somehow) bassist Duff McKagan (who?) has graced us with a 19-minute (!!!)…
Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…
Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…
BRIAN TATLER: DIAMOND HEAD’s Not Dead, Just Playing Possum
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering ðĨ interview with Mark Kadzielawa of the prestigious 69 Faces Of Rock (nice), DIAMOND HEAD guitarist…