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Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
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Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…

OASIS DEDICATES SONG TO OZZY: IS THIS THE END OF ROCK N’ ROLL
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OASIS DEDICATES SONG TO OZZY: IS THIS THE END OF ROCK N’ ROLL

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

So, like, OASIS – yeah, those guys who haven’t had a relevant song since your grandma’s dentures were new –…

George Lynch and His Mob of Sycophants Debuts: Prepare for Guitar Wizardry (and Maybe Some Nap-Worthy Moments)
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George Lynch and His Mob of Sycophants Debuts: Prepare for Guitar Wizardry (and Maybe Some Nap-Worthy Moments)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

🎸 So, it seems “legendary” (according to whom? 🤔) guitarist George Lynch, fresh off the “LYNCH MOB’s” farewell tour –…

Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN
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Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re shedding crocodile tears with the Palestinian Authority PM about a…

Ozzy’s Dead (Again)! Streams Go Brrr
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Ozzy’s Dead (Again)! Streams Go Brrr

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oh, look! 🙄Turns out that the only way people remember who Ozzy Osbourne is (or…

Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ Groundbreaking Roadmap: Now You Can Waste Money on DLC and Fast Forward Through the Parts You Hate!
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ Groundbreaking Roadmap: Now You Can Waste Money on DLC and Fast Forward Through the Parts You Hate!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

So, Assassin’s Creed Shadows, the game everyone totally remembers pre-ordering and hasn’t already traded in for store credit, is getting…

Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)
Elephant Reads CNN

Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE success with these new trade deals.…

HELLOWEEN Drops ‘Universe (Gravity For Hearts)’ – Because Apparently Pumpkins in Space Aren’t Weird Enough on ‘Giants & Monsters’ Album
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HELLOWEEN Drops ‘Universe (Gravity For Hearts)’ – Because Apparently Pumpkins in Space Aren’t Weird Enough on ‘Giants & Monsters’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh great, the geriatric metalheads HELLOWEEN are back to grace us with their presence (and another album we totally asked…

Saudi Arabia’s Grand Plan: Gold Medals and Sky-High Dreams (Literally)
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Saudi Arabia’s Grand Plan: Gold Medals and Sky-High Dreams (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another week, another attempt by the sand-covered socialists in the Middle East to distract from their support for terrorism! First,…

Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly
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Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sony, those sneaky corporate overlords, are at it AGAIN! 😈 They’ve just bought a measly 2.5% stake in…

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