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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Billionaire spends $100 million to avoid paying more taxes somehow
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Billionaire spends $100 million to avoid paying more taxes somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Google co-founder Sergey Brin has just dropped over $100 million to…

Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever
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Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. A man, Jordende…

GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…

Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…

Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again
Breaking, Games News

Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Canada’s game studios are the unsung heroes of the gaming world, churning out hits like Assassin’s Creed, Dead by Daylight,…

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…

Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…

Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
Breaking, Music News

Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…

NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense
Breaking, Games News

NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a plethora of upcoming titles to drool over, and I’m not…

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