AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…
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Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…
Rep. Gottheimer’s Two Cents on the ‘Hero’s’ Parade for That One U.S. Hostage
Another Democrat, Josh Gottheimer, slobbering all over himself about a “hero’s welcome” for a hostage freed from Hamas. You know,…
MÖTLEY CRÜE and DOLLY PARTON Team Up to Butcher ‘Home Sweet Home’ in New Collab
MÖTLEY CRÜE, those purveyors of fine, aged cheese 🧀, are releasing yet ANOTHER compilation album, “From The Beginning”, on September…
Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Prepare to Button-Mash Your Way to Superheroic Bliss
Okay, so Marvel, right? They’ve apparently been doing the whole “punch dudes in the face” thing for ages. Who knew?…
OOPS! Israel Accidentally Bombs Iranian TV Studio (Again!)
Oh, the poor, poor Iranians! Their propaganda machine got a little hiccup thanks to some Israeli fireworks. Maybe if they…
Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments
In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? 🤣), former…
Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience
Oh, honey, bless your heart, Epic Games and Fortnite are trying *so* hard with Fortnite Blitz Royale, their new “fast-paced”…
Noem throws a tantrum, demands total power over disaster funds, potentially dooming us all
Oh, the horror! According to CNN, fearless leader Kristi Noem is actually trying to stop the endless flow of taxpayer…
The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers
THE OFFSPRING, those purveyors of mid-life crisis anthems, graced the stage of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” last night (Tuesday, June…