Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Another prequel? Because Hollywood is just *bursting* with original ideas, right? Rambo’s origin story? I’m sure…
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WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)
WARMEN, the totally-not-a-vanity-project of ex-CHILDREN OF BODOM keyboard tickler Janne “Warman” Wirman (because, let’s be honest, who remembers the keyboardist…
COMPUTEX 2025: Corsair’s MAKR 75 Kit – Because Apparently You Can’t Handle a Prebuilt Keyboard Like a Grown-Up
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Corsair, bless their little cotton socks, has decided that *we*, the unwashed masses of…
Jane’s Addiction: Officially Deader Than Disco, According to Dave Navarro (RIP Hope)
OMG! 😱 Eight whole months after JANE’S ADDICTION (more like JANE’S ADDICTION to DRAMA 🙄) canceled their U.S. tour because…
Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”
OMG, Chris Pine is back! 🙄 I mean, did anyone even notice he was gone? Apparently, he’s gracing us with…
Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed
OMG! 😱 Another ‘Buffy’ Reboot? Are we SERIOUSLY doing this again? Hollywood, you’ve officially run out of ideas. 🙄 But…
Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of
Alright, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this), buckle up because we’re about to dissect some drama! ARDENNERY,…
Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes
LEGENDS OF CLASSIC ROCK, a supergroup so legendary it makes Spinal Tap look like a well-adjusted support group, graced the…
VIVIAN CAMPBELL, Against All Odds (and Doctors), Still Ripping With DEF LEPPARD After Dodging Death (Again)
BREAKING: Has-Been Band DEF LEPPARD Hauls Vivian Campbell’s Corpse Onstage For One Last Paycheck! 👴🎸💀 So, apparently, DEF LEPPARD, those…
FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine
Drummer Josh Freese has been FIRED from the FOO FIGHTERS! 🤣 Did anyone actually notice he was even *in* the…