Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…
Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Rockstar’s Secrecy Shattered by GTA 6 Leaks and CyberLeek’s Brazen Teases
The GTA 6 leak saga continues, because of course it does. In a shocking turn of events, a group of…
Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…
Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
The price of Peacock is going up, because of course it is. In a move that’s about as surprising as…
Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already
The people behind the new HBO Max series Lanterns are clearly trying to make it accessible to a broad audience,…
Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…
Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…