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Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory
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Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s get this RNG party started, shall we? Because, you know, who doesn’t love a good game of chance, right?…

Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities
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Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest plan to renovate a public golf course in Washington, DC,…

Documentary somehow manages to show everything without showing too much
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Documentary somehow manages to show everything without showing too much

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new documentary “You Can See Everything”, which just had the biggest box…

Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run
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Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker is throwing a ton of money…

Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
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Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Expert Helps You Choose Between Two Equally Confusing Options
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Expert Helps You Choose Between Two Equally Confusing Options

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A reader from Florida is worried about the future of Social…

Frugal Abbey Graf gets permission to splurge a little bit
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Frugal Abbey Graf gets permission to splurge a little bit

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Abbey Graf, a 28-year-old who’s trying to save money and plan for…

Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto
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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because the Great White North is finally getting its very own Nintendo Store, and it’s about time,…

Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race
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Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats are getting a little nervous about the upcoming Senate…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!
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Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Breaking news: LAIKA and Fathom Entertainment are about to blow your mind with their new stop-motion fantasy adventure, Wildwood! 🤯🎥…

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