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Claiming New Tax Breaks for Tips, Overtime, Seniors or Car Loan Interest? Mind the Fine Print… or Don’t, I’m Not Your Dad
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Claiming New Tax Breaks for Tips, Overtime, Seniors or Car Loan Interest? Mind the Fine Print… or Don’t, I’m Not Your Dad

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Wait, Big Government’s Tax ‘Breaks’ Aren’t Actually Free Money? So all those glorious tax deductions President Trump promised for tips,…

Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes
Esports pro teams are no longer just chasing trophies—they’re chasing your attention 24/7 👀
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Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Once upon a time, if you were an esports team, you basically existed only during tournament weekends. You’d pop up,…

CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’
Holy Crap, Sam Loeffler’s Confused About AI, and I’m Here for It
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CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…

Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
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Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…

State AGs sue to block Nexstar-Tegna merger another Trump-backed megadeal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

State AGs sue to block Nexstar-Tegna merger another Trump-backed megadeal

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Oh Look, the Leftist Enforcers Are at It Again! In a desperate attempt to thwart the will of President Trump,…

Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat
Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Makes $100k in 5 Minutes, Proving We’ll Buy Anything with Neon and Grit
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Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

In a stunning display of fandom that makes NFT collectors look like penny-pinchers, WeirdCo’s Cyberpunk TCG just raised $7.9 million…

DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Trump’s Genius “Self-Deportation” App: Democrats Cry Foul as Illegals Flee in Droves Well, well, well – it looks like President…

US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Postal Service on Brink of Collapse, Begging for Taxpayer Bailout Well, folks, it’s official – the government’s version of Amazon…

These guys have the easiest job in the world 😭
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These guys have the easiest job in the world 😭

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

I would pay good money to do this as a job 😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics
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Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Oh look, Cory Booker is suddenly worried about Congress doing its job – how adorable! The same guy who cheered…

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