Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again
Nintendo’s latest move is a masterclass in corporate doublespeak, folks. The company is essentially saying that consumers aren’t entitled to…
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GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously old-school metal news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not saying Girlschool is…
Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…
Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…
More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now
The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped, and with it, a plethora of Marvel references, hidden secrets,…
Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently
Oh joy, another delay in the world of gaming, because what’s a few more months of waiting when you’re ready…
Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…
Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…
Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…
Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon is in a bit of a pickle, and they’re…