Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This
Behold! Apple TV+, desperate for your $9.99/month, just dropped a trailer for season five of Slow Horses, the “critically acclaimed”…
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28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure
OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the lamest trailer EVER for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple! 🙄 It’s like…
‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
Labor Day is OVER, folks! 😭 Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…
Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)
Anderson Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, and Kaleidoscope Entertainment, who apparently still exist, have decided to unleash a “big-screen experience”…
Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver – Get ready to contemplate your navel
Oh, joy! 🎉 Another cinematic masterpiece by the one and only Jim Jarmusch, featuring a cast so star-studded it makes…
Arco: Prepare to Have Your Brain Gently Fried by This Animated Sci-Fi Fantasy Trailer
Get ready for a cinematic masterpiece… or not! Arco, the latest animated flick, promises a wondrous, hope-filled, optimistic future. Made…
Woke Folks Watch a Movie About Earth Farts
**OMG! South Bay Forward presents: Fault Lines! 🤣 Pacific Unitarian Universalist Church hosts this snooze-fest on social justice. Hear peeps…
Movie Night: Borgo or Bore-go?
**OMG!** 🙄 *Borgo* is about Melissa, a guard in Corsica, trapped in prison drama. Like, based on real stuff! Justice,…
‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough
OMG 😱! Did you know that if *Back to the Future* was made TODAY 🗓️, Marty McFly would travel back…