‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!
Opening in theaters on July 2nd is 🦖‘Jurassic World Rebirth’, the latest in the long-running dinosaur franchise that originated with…
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Dave Bautista Volunteered as Tribute for ‘Road House’ Redo
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 They’re making another ‘Road House’ movie! 🙄 Because the first one was just *so* good,…
Squid Game Season 3: More Like Squid *Lame*, amirite
Released on Netflix on June 27th, ‘Squid Game’ Season 3, because apparently two seasons weren’t enough, represents the final *alleged*…
28 Years Later: More Like 28 Years Wasted, Am I Right
Oh, honey, let’s talk about ’28 Years Later’ and its *totally* unpredictable ending that NO ONE saw coming. 🙄 If…
Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re doing another ‘Meet the Parents’ movie? 🙄 Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really scraping…
‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…
Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…
Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…
Oh great, more ‘Hunger Games’? As if we needed another one with Glenn Close and Billy Porter
Oh honey, hold onto your wigs! 💅 Glenn Close and Billy Porter, the icons we didn’t know we needed, are…
“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”
The Waterfront’ gets a solid 5.5 out of 10 stars, which is basically the participation trophy of TV ratings. 🏆…