New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…
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‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? 🙄 I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…
“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…
‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious
Okay, hold on to your hats, folks, because Blumhouse, those masterminds behind such cinematic triumphs as… well, some horror movies,…
Nintendo’s Movie Rampage: Prepare for a Never-Ending Stream of Pixelated Blockbusters
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to grace the silver screen again! 🙄 Nintendo, bless their hearts, is apparently doubling…
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions
OMG 😱! Are you serious?! Another Mummy movie? Starring BRENDAN FRASER 👴 and RACHEL WEISZ 👵?! It’s like Universal Pictures…
Fortnite: From Noob to Blockbuster—Prepare for a Tarantino-esque Beatdown
OMG! 😱 More “leaks” for Fortnite, because apparently Epic Games can’t keep a secret to save their digital lives. This…
Youth Documentary Academy’s new cinematic masterpieces hit the scene, prepare to be amazed (or not)
OMG! 🙄 World Premiere of ✨NEW✨ films from the Youth Documentary Academy! Prepare to be BORED! 😴 Topics: body image…
KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew
Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who bailed on KORN in ’05 ’cause he found Jesus (or maybe Jesus found his…