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Karlovy Vary Film Fest Throws a Tantrum, Rebrands Industry Days with Useless Stage and a Place for Series to Die
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Karlovy Vary Film Fest Throws a Tantrum, Rebrands Industry Days with Useless Stage and a Place for Series to Die

FinnJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s trying to stay relevant! The Karlovy Vary International Film Festival (KVIFF) is desperately clinging to…

‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers
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‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh honey, you thought the struggle for queer rights was over? 🙄 Well, buckle up buttercup, because Corey Payette’s Starwalker…

Regina Hall and Ice Spice Jump on the ‘SpongeBob’ Gravy Train
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Regina Hall and Ice Spice Jump on the ‘SpongeBob’ Gravy Train

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, so apparently, Bikini Bottom is now Hollywood’s hottest casting couch. Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon Animation are throwing more celebs…

Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
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Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. 👶 According to him, his obsession with defending…

Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
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Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back. Mark…

‘Incredibles 3’ Director Found—Prepare for Disappointment
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‘Incredibles 3’ Director Found—Prepare for Disappointment

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your capes because Pixar is about to unleash Incredibles 3, and it’s gonna be… something. 🍿 Get…

Patrick Schwarzenegger, noted thespian, joins the cast of ‘Love of Your Life,’ a film destined for cinematic glory
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Patrick Schwarzenegger, noted thespian, joins the cast of ‘Love of Your Life,’ a film destined for cinematic glory

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, look, another Schwarzenegger! 🙄 Patrick, son of the Governator and Maria Shriver, has apparently been blessed with the acting…

Lucy Liu, the Undisputed Queen of Everything, Gets a Tiny Award and Shows a Movie No One’s Heard Of
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Lucy Liu, the Undisputed Queen of Everything, Gets a Tiny Award and Shows a Movie No One’s Heard Of

FinnJune 10, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, honey, look who it is! 👋 Lucy Liu, yes, THAT Lucy Liu, is gracing the peasants at the Locarno…

Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought
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Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…

Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother
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Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Okay, so like, apparently Blumhouse, the masters of cheap scares and jump scares that make you spill your popcorn 🍿,…

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