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So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album โ€“ because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽถ
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So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album โ€“ because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽถ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Just For One Day โ€“ The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy ๐ŸŒŸ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame โ€“ guess anyone can be a “star” these days ๐Ÿ™„
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy ๐ŸŒŸ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame โ€“ guess anyone can be a “star” these days ๐Ÿ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

๐Ÿฅ‘ Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks โ€” but thereโ€™s a meaty catch ๐Ÿฅ“
๐ŸŽง Moby Drops 500 Tracks for Free โ€” But Youโ€™ll Need Kale to Digest It
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๐Ÿฅ‘ Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks โ€” but thereโ€™s a meaty catch ๐Ÿฅ“

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

In a shocking move thatโ€™s shaking both Spotify playlists and bacon-loving boomers, legendary electronic musician Moby has dropped 500 tracks…

Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿšœ
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Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿšœ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, peasants! Gather ’round and witness the definitive, unimpeachably correct, and utterly objective list of the 26 “Most Important” Country…

Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Oh my gawd, you guize! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ They’re actually doing it! They’re building a monument to Lemmy in Stoke-on-Trent. Stoke-on-freaking-Trent! ๐Ÿคฃ…

The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿš€
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The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿš€

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, the geriatric Texan riff-lords, THE SWORD, have dusted off their amplifiers and emerged from whatever retirement home they were…

Taylor Swift “Crafted” a 2014 Banger with Imogen Heap in a Whole 24 Hours ๐Ÿคฏ, Truly Groundbreaking ๐Ÿ™„
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Taylor Swift “Crafted” a 2014 Banger with Imogen Heap in a Whole 24 Hours ๐Ÿคฏ, Truly Groundbreaking ๐Ÿ™„

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG, you guys, Taylor Swift and Imogen Heap, like, *totally* wrote and recorded “Clean” in a SINGLE DAY. ๐Ÿคฏ I…

๐Ÿค˜ Official: Metallica Guarantees Protection From Their New Releases โ€” Find Out How!
๐ŸŽธ Lifetime Antivirus from Metallica for $274 โ€” Is it Worth it?
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๐Ÿค˜ Official: Metallica Guarantees Protection From Their New Releases โ€” Find Out How!

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Attention all metalheads and loud music lovers! Legendary band Metallica has an exclusive offering: the deluxe reissue of their iconic…

Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer ๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer ๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…

Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes ๐Ÿ˜ด๐ŸŽธ.
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Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes ๐Ÿ˜ด๐ŸŽธ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The Scorpions, those geriatric rock gods, are STILL alive and kicking…mostly! Klaus Meine, Rudolf Schenker, and Matthias Jabs…

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