Grammys With a War Drum: Mapuche Metal Band Mawiza Drops Sad Banger ft. Joe Duplantier
📢 BREAKING METAL NEWS – Somewhere in the Sacred Andes! Indigenous Mapuche metal warriors Mawiza just dropped a brand-new track…
Day: July 7, 2025
Marvel’s New X-Men Reboot to Star Bella Ramsey as Potato-Man — Fans Are Losing It
A deeply concerned insider hiding behind the soundstage curtains at Disney has leaked shocking news: the upcoming reboot of the…
Zohran Mamdani’s Rivals Fail to Form a Voltron of Suck in NYC Mayoral Clown Show
Oh, the hilarity never ends in the Socialist Republic of New York! It seems that after being utterly humiliated by…
Texas Camp Flood Survivor: More Worried About Sibling (Typical)
Another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “big, beautiful bill” (and it IS, folks, believe me) squeaks through the…
Ted Cruz Flees Luxurious Vacation Just in Time to Not Help Texans Drowning in Their Homes, Says Ted Cruz’s Office
Oh, CNN is clutching its pearls again! Apparently, Senator Ted Cruz dared to take a PRE-PLANNED vacation to Greece while…
VA Changed Its Mind About Firing Everyone (Just Most People)
Another day, another liberal media meltdown! CNN is at it again, whining about the VA “walking back plans” for layoffs.…
Dead by Daylight and Walking Dead Team Up to Traumatize You More
Oh, look, another Dead by Daylight crossover. 🙄 Because what this game REALLY needs is MORE content instead of, you…
Dr. Gundry Reveals the Shocking Secret: How Fermented Pickles and Olive Oil Made Celebrities Look Slightly Less Terrible
Health is wealth, or so they say!💰 Dr. Steven Gundry, a man who clearly hasn’t met a vegetable he likes,…
Devourment feat. Ricky Myers (Suffocation) in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
True Legends! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’
Behold! The most cringe-worthy, face-palming, “what were they thinking?” piece of superhero media ever to disgrace the silver screen… or…