MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…
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JASON MCMASTER REFUSES PANTERA AUDITION, PROVES HE KNOWS WHAT’S BEST FOR MUSIC
🚨 BREAKING: Jason McMaster Almost Became the Voice of Pantera (But Thankfully Didn’t, Because Chaos Was Already Scheduled) 🚨 In…
Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy
TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Just Dropped a Black Sabbath Mash-Up So Epic, Even the Dead Are Headbanging 🤖❄️🎸 In a move that…
SEAN KILLIAN Catches PHIL DEMMEL Trying to Bury VIO-LENCE in 2023 and Declares Him the Ultimate Party Pooper
When Thrash Metal Meets Soap Opera: VIO-LENCE’s Breakup Drama Makes Reality TV Look Boring 😂🎸 In a plot twist that…
Mihalidaze debuted as a Fiddlehead and the audience couldn’t tell if it was a concert or a cooking show
🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS OF EARTH: MIHALI IS HERE TO SAVE YOUR SOULS (AND YOUR PLAYLISTS) 🌿🎸 📅 Mark your calendars:…
Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy
🚨 BREAKING: Christmas Exists, And So Do These Five Video Games (Probably) 🎄 So, in the spirit of seasonal chaos…
Hollywood Minute: Taylor Swift Spends $1 Million on Food Banks Because Apparently Bribing the Grammys Wasn’t Enough
Another Day, Another Million: Taylor Swift’s Communist Cash Flood Keeps Flowing While America Starves for Freedom In a stunning display…
John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat
🎸 In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with ears and a calendar),…
“It’s Hard to Be Merry When Your Boss Cuts Your Budget Like a Bad Haircut—VA Workers Get Hiring Freeze Gift Just in Time for Christmas”
The VA’s War on Veterans: Another Day, Another Bureaucratic Bloodbath in Biden’s America In a stunning twist that absolutely no…
WITHERING SCORN’s New Album: All Done, Just Like Your Last Relationship
🎸 METAL DRUMMER’S NEW BAND FINALLY FINISHES SECOND ALBUM AFTER OMITTING ‘TOO COMMERCIAL’ TRACK 🤘 In a shocking twist that…