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Tag: Musical

Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
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Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue

FinnDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…

Singing and Sipping: The Brunch Party You Never Knew You Needed
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Singing and Sipping: The Brunch Party You Never Knew You Needed

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

Attention brunch enthusiasts and R&B aficionados! 🎶 Prepare your taste buds and your dance moves for the ultimate culinary and…

Korn Drummer’s Studio: Prepare for Disappointment
Okay, here's your dose of musical mayhem. Prepare to have your eardrums… mildly amused. 🤣
Breaking, Music News

Korn Drummer’s Studio: Prepare for Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

KORN‘s Ray Luzier, the dude who hits things for a living, just dropped a THIRTEEN-MINUTE video showcasing his “Lose Yer…

Flea’s Solo Album Dropping in 2026 – Get Ready to Wait, Pepper Heads
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Flea’s Solo Album Dropping in 2026 – Get Ready to Wait, Pepper Heads

Chord F. DiscordDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

After five glorious decades of slapping the bass 🎸 in the RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS (because, let’s face it, that’s…

STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films and Sanrio Announce Cinematic Disasterpiece: Mr Men Little Miss Feature Film, Prepare to Cringe
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STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films and Sanrio Announce Cinematic Disasterpiece: Mr Men Little Miss Feature Film, Prepare to Cringe

FinnDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films, and Mister Men Limited (aka Sanrio’s red-headed stepchild 🧑‍🦰) are actually making a Mr. Men…

Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
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Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…

AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore
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AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Australia’s 7NEWS, which is basically the journalistic equivalent of that one uncle who still forwards chain emails, has graced us…

Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket
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Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket

Chord F. DiscordNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

LIMP BIZKIT, those purveyors of fine nu-metal and questionable fashion choices, graced the stage in Mexico City on Saturday night…

Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World
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Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World

Chord F. DiscordNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

In a new interview with Cutter’s Rockcast, So, apparently, this dude Wolfgang Van Halen, the mastermind behind MAMMOTH WVH, thinks…

Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical
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Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🧙‍♀️Get ready for *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* private screening! Elphaba & Glinda will be there (maybe)!** ✨🙄 📍Location:…

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