LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’
In a recent interview with Chaoszine (more like Chaos-SNOOZE-ine, amirite? 😂), HALESTORM’s Lzzy Hale, who apparently SOME people think is…
Tag: Musical
Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)
Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF METAL! 🤘 The titans of Swedish modern metal (allegedly), LIV SIN, have signed a WORLDWIDE 🌍…
Motörhead Dumps New Video ‘Leavin’ Here’ from ‘Lost’ Album ‘The Manticore Tapes’ – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
MOTÖRHEAD, those lovable geezers who somehow haven’t completely decomposed yet, are unleashing “Leavin’ Here”, their *second* single (because one wasn’t…
Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…
Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload
So, apparently, Sam Bam Koltun (yes, that’s his real name, I Googled it 🙄) of DOROTHY, FASTER PUSSYCAT (lol, who?),…
PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…
David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world
David Byrne, bless his quirky little heart, is back with a new album and a world tour! Is it needed?…
‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers
Oh honey, you thought the struggle for queer rights was over? 🙄 Well, buckle up buttercup, because Corey Payette’s Starwalker…
Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover
🤣 Ah, 1994. A simpler time. A time when Bruce Dickinson, fresh from his little vacay from IRON MAIDEN (he…
YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
Behold! 👴 The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…