DORO, Queen of Leather & Surprisingly Buoyant Seafaring Anthems, Drops New Banger This Friday (Prepare to Be Seasick)
Okay, so apparently the “Metal Queen” Doro Pesch (who?) is dropping a new single called “Warriors Of The Sea” this…
Tag: Musical
P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords
OMG! 🙄 Marcos Curiel from P.O.D. (Still a band?!) gave an interview where he basically said they’re musical geniuses who…
Within Temptation’s Sharon Promises Yet ANOTHER “New Sound” (We’ve Heard This One Before, Right?)
OMG! 😱 Sharon Den Adel, the elven empress of symphonic cheese, just dropped a BOMBSHELL! 💣 Apparently, WITHIN TEMPTATION, those…
Kelly Clarkson’s “Where Have You Been” Lyrics: A Deep Dive (Into Obviousness) 😂🧐🤔
OMG! 😱 Kelly Clarkson, bless her heart, is back with a new single called “Where Have You Been,” and it’s…
Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! 🥳 With their TENTH studio album, creatively…
Moon Hooch and That Hairy Guy With the Saxophone: A Musical Encounter You Won’t Believe (Mostly Because It’s Probably Weird)
Saxsquatch, a 7’ tall North Carolina dude cosplaying as Bigfoot, claims to be a “multi-instrumentalist.” Yeah, right. 🙄 He’s amassed…
PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…
Orianthi Dares to Release ‘Some Kind Of Feeling’ Album, Unleashes ‘Attention’ Single (As If We Didn’t Already Know She Wanted It)
OMG! 😱🎸 Orianthi, she of the almost-was-but-not-quite Michael Jackson fame, is dropping a new album called “Some Kind Of Feeling”!…
Robert Plant STILL Touring? (With Someone Called Saving Grace??) Gothenburg, 2025 – Get Your Hearing Aids Ready!
LED ZEPPELIN‘s former screamer, Robert Plant, and his “band,” SAVING GRACE, graced the stage of Göteborgs Konserthus in Gothenburg, Sweden,…
Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’
OMG, Hollywood’s recycling again! 🙄 Apparently, Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong were too busy method-acting their grocery lists to slum…