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TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)
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TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)

FinnMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Your Friends & Neighbors’ limps its way to a generous 6.5 out of 10 stars. πŸ™„ I mean, seriously? 6.5?…

PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
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PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…

Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” πŸ˜‰ (Bless Their Hearts πŸ™„)
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Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” πŸ˜‰ (Bless Their Hearts πŸ™„)

FinnMay 6, 2025May 7, 2025

Marvel, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof 🀑), has pulled the ultimate rug-pull! Remember ‘Thunderbolts*’? Yeah, well, scratch that!…

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing πŸ‘€
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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing πŸ‘€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. πŸ™„ Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…

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