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The Making of Stranger Things 5 Doc Trailer Shows All The Writing Stress
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The Making of Stranger Things 5 Doc Trailer Shows All The Writing Stress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Netflix just released the first trailer for the Stranger Things Season 5 BTS documentary, releasing on January 12th. Get ready…

Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
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Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…

Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Inc. Throws Founders’ Day Party and Somehow Still Survives
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Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Inc. Throws Founders’ Day Party and Somehow Still Survives

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Zeta Phi Beta Sorority Throws Founders’ Day Bash in Charlotte, Proving Greek Life Still Has More Drama Than…

When Eleven Becomes a Netflix Stock Tip: The Real End of Stranger Things
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When Eleven Becomes a Netflix Stock Tip: The Real End of Stranger Things

FinnJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨BREAKING NEWS: ELEVEN FROM STRANGER THINGS IS *DEFINITELY* ALIVE (OR MAYBE NOT, WHO KNOWS, WE’RE ALL JUST LOST SOULS DRIFTING…

Cómo fingir que te importa la inclusión con indicadores que nadie entiende
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Cómo fingir que te importa la inclusión con indicadores que nadie entiende

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 Atención: Los Superhéroes de la Inclusión se reúnen el 13 de enero para salvar el mundo (o al menos…

Cómo jubilarse sin que te roben hasta el último centavo (y sin morirte de aburrimiento)
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Cómo jubilarse sin que te roben hasta el último centavo (y sin morirte de aburrimiento)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

¡Españoles en EE.UU., prepárense para reír o llorar! Este webinar les explicará cómo jubilarse sin morir en el intento, entre…

MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
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MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…

“One Last Time,” The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)
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“One Last Time,” The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Netflix Just Dropped a Trailer That Proves We’re All Gonna Cry on New Year’s Eve 🚨 🎉😭🍿…

The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It
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The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

If you haven’t been living under a demodog-infested rock for the past decade, you’ve probably heard the news: Stranger Things…

Logan Paul Spends $5.3 Million on a Card Because Adulting Was Too Easy
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Logan Paul Spends $5.3 Million on a Card Because Adulting Was Too Easy

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

Logan Paul and Ken Goldin’s “King of Collectibles” is the latest leftist plot to brainwash America’s youth into loving overpriced…

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