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Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
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Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably

FinnMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a β€˜Gears of War’ movie happen. πŸ™„…

Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes
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Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

LEGENDS OF CLASSIC ROCK, a supergroup so legendary it makes Spinal Tap look like a well-adjusted support group, graced the…

Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
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Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…

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Sammy Obeid Still Doing Comedy? Ft Lauderdale Apparently Has Standards That Low!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
Oh great, another director for the X-Men? πŸ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? πŸ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof πŸ€”), is…

3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo πŸ€˜πŸŽΈπŸ’€
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3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo πŸ€˜πŸŽΈπŸ’€

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Brad Arnold from 3 DOORS DOWN has stage 4 kidney cancer! 😱 Guess “The Better Life” wasn’t all that better,…

Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit πŸ€‘
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Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit πŸ€‘

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

So, the gaming industry, huh? You thought you were just playing games for fun? WRONG! 🀣 It’s a multi-billion dollar…

OMG! πŸ™„ Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust πŸ”₯ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion πŸ‘΄ from the bargain bin? 🀣
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OMG! πŸ™„ Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust πŸ”₯ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion πŸ‘΄ from the bargain bin? 🀣

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! πŸ™„ Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…

“No Rest for the Wicked” devs claim their “Breach Update” is totally new, but really it’s just more of the same, amirite? πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯
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“No Rest for the Wicked” devs claim their “Breach Update” is totally new, but really it’s just more of the same, amirite? πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 1, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! No Rest for the Wicked, that game that’s trying to be Dark Souls but also Diablo…

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