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Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
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Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…

Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever
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Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (👴🏼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…

UGLY KID JOE’s New Album Update: Still Not Done Yet, But Close (Maybe)
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UGLY KID JOE’s New Album Update: Still Not Done Yet, But Close (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

In a recent, earth-shattering interview with Graspop Metal Meeting, the dynamic duo of UGLY KID JOE, Whitfield Crane (vocals, allegedly)…

KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming
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KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

So, KITTIE, those purveyors of mid-2000s mall metal nostalgia, actually released a new album? 🙄 At last weekend’s prestigious (lol)…

Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality
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Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

NERVOSA, those Brazilian/Greek death/thrash metal masterminds (or maybe just mistresses of noise?), are back with a new single, “Smashing Heads,”…

Styx: Still Rockin’ (Barely) in Concord, CA – 2025’s “Brotherhood of Rock” (AARP Division) Tour
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Styx: Still Rockin’ (Barely) in Concord, CA – 2025’s “Brotherhood of Rock” (AARP Division) Tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Some geriatric rockers calling themselves STYX (yes, like the river in Hades, because their music is basically eternal…

Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)
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Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 REVOCATION, those tech-death dudes who peaked like, five albums ago, are dropping a new album called “New Gods,…

KORN’s New Album: ‘All On Tape’ Because They Still Haven’t Discovered Digital
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KORN’s New Album: ‘All On Tape’ Because They Still Haven’t Discovered Digital

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess what, fellow headbangers? Our beloved KORN, yes, the band that brought you such lyrical masterpieces as “Freak…

EDENBRIDGE, Back with STEAMHAMMER/SPV, Unleashes New Album ‘Set The Dark On Fire’ (Hope It’s Better Than Last Time)
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EDENBRIDGE, Back with STEAMHAMMER/SPV, Unleashes New Album ‘Set The Dark On Fire’ (Hope It’s Better Than Last Time)

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

EDENBRIDGE, those Austrian symphonic metallers who are definitely not stuck in 2003, have crawled back to Steamhammer/SPV, probably because nobody…

BRIAN TATLER: DIAMOND HEAD’s Not Dead, Just Playing Possum
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BRIAN TATLER: DIAMOND HEAD’s Not Dead, Just Playing Possum

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with Mark Kadzielawa of the prestigious 69 Faces Of Rock (nice), DIAMOND HEAD guitarist…

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