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I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single
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I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🀩 I PREVAIL is releasing a new single, “Paradise”, on…

Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently
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Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, another remix album to add to the never-ending pile of rehashed goodness. Duran Duran, the band that refuses…

SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Get ready to scream, folks! πŸŽΈπŸ”Š Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…

BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
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BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🀣. The latest track from their upcoming…

Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares
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Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic symphonic metal? 🀘 Because I’m about to introduce you to the…

DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972
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DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

The epic news we’ve all been waiting for: DEEP PURPLE is back with a new single, “Diablo”, and it’s a…

Because You Clearly Haven’t Heard Enough of Purple Rain Yet Prince Estate Digs Up Some More Old Stuff to Sell You Timeless
Breaking News: Prince Estate Announces New Album, Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough Prince in Your Life πŸ™„
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Because You Clearly Haven’t Heard Enough of Purple Rain Yet Prince Estate Digs Up Some More Old Stuff to Sell You Timeless

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

The Prince Estate has just announced the release of Timeless, a new posthumous Prince album, in partnership with Legacy Recordings.…

DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years
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DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! πŸŽ‰πŸ€© David Draiman, the lead vocalist of DISTURBED, has just announced…

IN THIS MOMENT Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Their Screaming In Your Ears With Their Brand New Earworm ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’ That Will Haunt You Forever
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IN THIS MOMENT Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Their Screaming In Your Ears With Their Brand New Earworm ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’ That Will Haunt You Forever

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news ever: IN THIS MOMENT is back with a new single,…

Oh Great Another Has Been Band Releases a Single from Their Desperate Attempt at Relevance Before They Fade into Obscurity with Their Final Studio Album Boom Bang Goodbye called Wait
Breaking News: German Hard Rock Legends SINNER Release New Single "Wait" and It's Actually Not Terrible 🀯
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Oh Great Another Has Been Band Releases a Single from Their Desperate Attempt at Relevance Before They Fade into Obscurity with Their Final Studio Album Boom Bang Goodbye called Wait

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…

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