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Tag: New York City

Another lovely day on the NYC subway turns fatally awful
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Another lovely day on the NYC subway turns fatally awful

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading the news, and I come across a story that just makes me shake…

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year
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Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my hands on the 2026 remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of…

Mamdani Still Thinks Tisch is Doing Great, Apparently
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Mamdani Still Thinks Tisch is Doing Great, Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who’s been under pressure from his supporters…

Horse-Drawn Carriages Finally Giving Up On NYC Traffic
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Horse-Drawn Carriages Finally Giving Up On NYC Traffic

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, it looks like the horse-drawn carriage industry in New York City is about to become a thing of the…

NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
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NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…

Modest Mouse Brings Good Vibes to New York Rooftop Gig
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Modest Mouse Brings Good Vibes to New York Rooftop Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026

As Modest Mouse near the end of their fall tour in support of new album An Eraser and a Maze,…

Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet
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Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story on CNN – a man from the Dominican Republic was…

Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise
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Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Welcome to the latest installment of Hollywood’s never-ending quest to turn everything into a movie. Paramount is now in “early…

Mamdani Sparks Outrage With Israel Genocide Claims On Attack Anniversary
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Mamdani Sparks Outrage With Israel Genocide Claims On Attack Anniversary

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is at it again,…

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